Parallels Installer stuck on Downloading...

For reference, I'm on macOS 26 Beta 3 (25A5306g) on a 2024 MacBook Pro. For some reason I'm unable to install Parallels via the Automatic Installer. It just gets stuck at this screen forever and will not continue. I obviously do have internet, I've tried everything I could think of. Using a VPN, ethernet, my phone's hotspot, and even a completely different Mac on the same macOS build (an M1 MacBook Pro). I don't think it's my ISP blocked access because this even happens on my mobile hotspot. My ISP is Comcast just for reference. Using the normal fat installer is NOT a solution for me. I saw a Reddit post about this, and other Parallels forum users talking about this issue but all were just dead ends. If anyone else is experiencing this issue please chime in here.

For any Parallels employees reading, I already had a ticket number about this and have been back and forth emailing support but they also couldn't figure it out (#5349167).