Parallels Tools crashing seconds after startup

Parallels Tools crashing seconds after startup [build 3150]

I'm using the bootcamp feature, but it isn't going so well. So far I've failed to get the mouse or keyboard to work at all, and I get an error message saying that Parallels Tools has crashed every time I start up windows. This is pretty frustrating.
Also, I've started up my computer in BootCamp, and everything works perfectly. I reinstalled all the drivers just in case.

This might be in some FAQ or something, but I can't find it. Any help?
Pictures here and here
EDIT: Just by the way, non-bootcamp installations are working perfectly. Only the bootcamp is broken.

 

*bump*
I really need help with this!

EDIT: I didn't realize that above 1970 was testing. I'll try 1970.

 

Have you tried installing the tools in SAFE Mode?

ajm