"I really like the smell of napalm in the morning,"? Well this OJs trip to Hawaii shared several similarities with that epic scene. For one, we too found ourselves on a hazy shore, although we had been surrounded with a thick fog exhaled from our lungs instead of smoke out of bombs. https://github.com/skateszone/skate/wiki/How-Many-Different-Types-Of-Skateboards-List--For-Beginners
And as napalm can be used to wash plant out, our mission was to take some trees that are regional down. Pakalolo, Maui Wowie, Kona Gold or just plain weed--those islands are green, guy!
So we geared up and led into conflict, intent on murdering as many skate spots as we could while still doing our damndest to deforest Oahu of the lettuce of its devil. The North Shore could be to a number of the best waves on the planet, but we had been handling another kind of tube journey: glass tubes.
A PACK OF LOCOS
MARIUS SPOTTED THIS LEDGE (shown left) while We made one of several U-turns from the van. In front of the jog up in the time it took us to park and walk up the staircase, some man had parked his minivan.
Ewan provided him 40 bucks to maneuver his car, although he had already paid 20 dollars for the space. Ewan was followed by him into our van to collect his cash and a full-on smoke session was .
He asked if we were smoking pakalolo and a few of the guys said, "Yeah, you want some?" The dude freaked out.
He began yelling to his wife to call the cops. Got hectic. The crew sized up the ledge since the cops were on their way and the other half were trying to jet. We jumped from the van and this boardslide blasted and sped off.
The ordinary citizen sees things differently, although many skaters have a attitude regarding the use of prohibited drugs. We were a bunch of locos.
YOU DOWN WITH APB?
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In addition to this, it was a consent spot. Chad Worked out an agreement with the manager of the construction--it could be skated by him provided that it was repainted. So it had been on fortunately, the paint and rollers were already in his back. And there was a spot right around the corner, so we celebrated Juju's front treats. And some more bud, of course. https://github.com/skateszone/skate...e-Best-Complete-Skateboard-For-Beginners-2017
THE 540 CHALLENGE
Besides the green, Erick Winkowski put down 40s of the green hornet just like they were water. He was easily drinking three a night. So I set. Not the trick--I dared him to drink five 40s of Mickeys malt spirits in one sitting.
For it he went on our last night of this trip. It had been sloppy near the finish, but he pulled at it. However, he slammed so hard that it seemed like he was auditioning for a gore metal band the next morning.
There was blood everywhere. But Erick, but at least you are at the 540 club.
EWAN'S INDECENT PROPOSAL
ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE TRIP, I Requested Malky, "should we get this over with real quick?" I'm assuming it was something skate related, although I frankly don't even know what I was referring to.
Malky thought I had something devious in mind. Fast forward to the end of the week: we are hanging out in our rental home, waves of Mary Jane wafting through the atmosphere, and Malky pointedly asks me, "Did you mean when you said that?" "Said what?" I answered. "If you asked if we should get it over using real quick?" He seemed pissed. I searched my mind, attempting to recall speaking the words and attempting to figure out what they might have meant to him.
"Did you think I wanted to fight you?" I offered up? Fie just stared at me with an I'm-look in his eyes. "Did you think I needed to--bone you?" Although the thought seemed absurd I asked. The room was silent and Malky gave a solemn nod to affirm that, yes, he'd believe I'd propositioned him.
He'd spent the week tortured by the idea of me trying to get in his pants. The pressure in the air was cut, as I burst out laughing at the absurdity of the situation and things returned to normal.
Malky that I was not gay but that if I was he wouldn't be my kind was ensured by me. Might be time to put down that pipe, dude. Paranoia will destroy ya. --Ewan Bowman
We spent a week on Oahu burning Several ounces of dealing and shrubbery Consuming amounts of THC: appetite, paranoia, cops, denying, Without losing our shit losing and having a whole lot of fun.
Seriously couldn't ask for more out of a holiday. Apart from going we, green Also arrived at the island to murder spots and the men certainly waged war. how to know what size skateboard to get
And Despite our attempts at erasing our memory banks with brain darts, this Excursion is one we will likely never forget. And when it is forgotten by us We remind and can pick this mag up. Thanks!
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