Unable to do anything

Unable to confirm the product license. Unable to request a trial key. I have never seen a such PATHETIC software like this. Its freaking 2017, how is this even a problem now?

I just made a clean OSX install, and when I try to use my license: "Unable to confirm the product license"
What kind of joke is this? ALL THE SOFTWARE I HAVE USED, automatically de-activate the other computer to make room for this new one, but not Parallels, oh no! they just say "FUCK the customer, FORCE them to pay for a new license".

And I say, c'mon! I just need it for today, uhmm, lest activate a trial for now : "Unable to request a trial key"
WHAT? "Please check your network connection and try again. If the problem persists, contact the Parallels support team." Then, how the the hell I am posting this If my network connection is faulty?

A work of geniuses of course, 2017, and they expect the customer to get in contact for assistance for a simple step as installing a software? Fuck this, Im will look for an "alternative" version.

 

Hi Davirus,
We have made changes to the activation key. Please follow the instructions below:
1. Quit Parallels Desktop, then try to activate after launching it again.
2. If you are still unable to activate, Open Terminal on the Mac and execute this command: prlsrvctl activate-license-online
You can only request trial for the latest version.

 

Quit Parallels Desktop, then try to activate after launching it again.
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